Olympic Village is rumored to be hornier than Hedonismm, as athletes in peak physical form who spend countless hours in the gym populate it. A cloud of hormones hangs thick in the air like a spray of perfume at the Saks beauty counter, and the village vibrates with the visceral need for release.
Introduce Grindr, and the Olympic Village becomes a veritable handjob hotspot, as nations come together in a circle jerk of unity, taking one another’s Olympic torches in hand and stoking the flame, embodying the true international spirit of the games.
In honor of the London 2012 Olympic Games read what I wrote about how the Olympians may have (probably not)crashed Grindr last week.
Just another white millennial contributing to the vast landfill of blogs on the internet. Is this self-depricating enough yet?
